splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)
Gintoki Sakata ([personal profile] splendad) wrote2012-03-05 08:00 pm
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Oi! Since when is twitter notable beyond Kanye West and Bieber's bromance? There's actual things happening? Oi, Emily Wong! You're a day early! That game that's going to launch a thousand hiatuses is out tomorrow!

((IC... reaction to the ongoing AllianceNewsNet thing for ME3.))
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splendad: (oi- oi.)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
You're having your own adventure, you're just a side character! Is this some sort of gaiden? How will we even know what will happen to you if you die?! Radio silence isn't satisfactory, you know!
splendad: (head smack)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
You better show up in the game, Wong! You've endeared yourself to millions of fans today who might not have cared one way or the other if you happened to get caught up by the reapers!
splendad: (ugh)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Twitter isn't supposed to be engaging, it's supposed to be about things nobody cares about!
splendad: (somehow...)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
You keep naming people, you're just going to kill them off again aren't you, Wong?!
splendad: (another year has ended)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
We don't even have a face for Soto and his squad of grunts! But now we're all cheering for them in a heartwarming scene of survival!
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping this whole thing would blow over, but you're hyping the world in 140 characters or less!
splendad: (earpick)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't had a proper thread with anyone in weeks you know? Our Amanto can't compare- they don't have head ridges!

Ah... we need head ridges to be taken seriously as a science fiction show, huh.
splendad: (sipping tea)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oiiiii, you useless gorilla author. Knock off a turian will you? He can be a guest star more popular than most of the people who keep showing up. Ah, but rename them, we don't want EA down our necks.
splendad: (cough my own blood)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fighter drones?! Space zombies aren't enough? You don't have enough introduces to properly present a threat?
splendad: (somehow...)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
THEY HAVE LASER BEAMS that wall is weaker than a Fragile Crate! Run, Wong, run!
splendad: (relaxin' maxin' hanging all cool)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yelling at the internet worked!
splendad: (congratulations)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Cavalry! The iconic shot, with the female reporter looking up at her savior! With a hashtag!
splendad: (head smack)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
HOLD THE LINE!
splendad: (ah...)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Vehicle safety is important, thank you Wong for reminding us.
splendad: (somehow...)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
....oh. That's not good. Wong! Wong?!
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT ON THAT NOTE, WONG! THOSE ARE THE LAST WORDS OF THE PERSON WHO DIES IN THE PROLOGUE! THIS ISN'T EVEN THE PROLOGUE!

It's the prologue to the prologue! Shepard still owes you an interview!
splendad: (ah...)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
By ME you meant 'Mass Effect' right? Right?
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi, that's not the Eye of Sauron, it's not all-seeing! You can still escape, Wong! You can survive to greet all the Shepards who want to gain paragon and renegade points from you!
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO TEXT WHILE RUNNING AWAY?! THIS IS ALL FOR RATINGS ISN'T IT?!
splendad: (earpick)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
A-ah... I knew you had to be okay.
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
You just keep pushing your luck! You don't have plot armor! Stop it! You're going to die if you keep doing stuff like this! Do you think some ninja krogans are going to jump out at the last minute and save this reporter?!
splendad: (sleeping)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's what happens when side characters think they can become the main protagonist, you know? Like a candle in the wind.
splendad: (congratulations)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
I applaud your failed attempt at a blaze of glory though, Wong. May you get a cutscene in the game regardless.
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE ALIVE ANYWAY?!
splendad: (ugh)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to have enough time to die slowly and make us all cry, aren't you?
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE GOING FOR THE BLAZE OF GLORY AGAIN?!
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT AN ACTION HERO?! DID YOU JUST SPOUT OUT "YOU INVADED THE WONG PLANET" OR SOMETHING?!
splendad: (headshake)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
...it's spicy...
splendad: (shaken maybe syndrome)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
WHY ARE YOU STILL TWEETING?! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO END THINGS ON A BITTER NOTE?!
splendad: (ugh)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
This is that moment in american comics where the character has a giant dialogue in the few seconds in mid air while attacking someone, isn't it?
splendad: (headshake)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I already said radio silence wasn't satisfactory, you should've quit while you had our tears, Wong.
marypoopins: (pic#2230772)

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Ewww. I didn't know Gin-chan was into Dating Sims with Aliens in it.
splendad: (oi- oi.)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi, this is a major deal for video game players everywhere. Even if you're not directly affected, you probably know someone who is. This isn't an issue you can ignore, Kagura!

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ignores Gin]
splendad: (head smack)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kaaaagura! You can ignore me, but you can't ignore the suspiciously absent characters!

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[...OH NOW YOU DID IT]

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE ABSENT SIDE CHARACTERS HUH? [PUNCHES]

I haven't had screen time in the anime for months because you were off being a screen hog!!!
splendad: (cough my own blood)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[COMEDIC BLOOD]

A-ah you're on call, you should play shogi with Zura.

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going on stand by with Zura!
splendad: (ugh)

[personal profile] splendad 2012-03-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Take it up with Sunrise! It's not my fault you're not popular enough to even get your own figure.

[personal profile] marypoopins 2012-03-06 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[strangling hobo dad]
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