PRE-INTRO

[splendad]

Ooooooi Kagura. Kaaaaagura. Oi! Let's go already!

[there's a bum wandering around]

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That's when the Mess Hall only serves food fit for cannibals.

Sanji from One Piece. Honestly, I thought you'd know your Jump series considering you sit on your ass reading it all day,

[splendad]

...One Piece? What is this, some sort of Jump crossover? Is Goku here too? Wait, can we afford this? Oi, Toei, don't get any ideas from Sunrise. You've had your fill of movies spanning re-telling of an arc.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Not just Jump. Everything. This is one giant class action lawsuit in the making.

Speaking of, I want to hurry up and watch Movie 10 already. Don't bother asking for spoilers. Of all the dumb things camp decided to stick in here, it picked the fourth wall.

[splendad]

Kagura, you're too young to worry about things like that. Leave it to the adults. Don't shoulder responsibility before you're made to.

...oi, you mean from the actual characters?

Oi, what other series are there? Do we have people like Ichigo or is it just guys like Allen Walker?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm not the Jump fanboy here. Find out yourself.

[splendad]

Oi, this is important, what are there villains here? have you already made some mad? Oi. Kagura. Oi.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Why do you think that I'm making people angry? I've been behaving myself and Sadaharu hasn't eaten anyone either!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Besides there's only been one asshole I went out of my way to piss off, and that was an AU!

[splendad]

Hold on, I was only asking if you did make someone angry. Would you feel better if I asked it you made someone happy?

Did you? Did you make someone happy?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You. Aren't you happy to see me?

[splendad]

I'm not happy, I'm surprised. I thought I left you behind for a few days but you were here before me.

[but he's ruffling your hair a bit anyway]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[h-hair ruffled]

Shinpachi too.

[shinpachishere.livejournal.com]

[...It took 59 comments for even a single mention of that I was here? Aren't I a main character?! Rather... I'M NOT EVEN THE REAL SHINPACHI. Stop acting like he was here all along! When are you going to drop this running gag? It isn't funny anymore!

...is what I'd say, but I'm just a pair of glasses.]

[INNER MONOLOGUE]

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Ah, I forgot to mention that Gin-chan might lose his balls and turn into a girl.

Oh well. Experiencing life on his own is how a child grows up.