PRE-INTRO

[splendad]

Ooooooi Kagura. Kaaaaagura. Oi! Let's go already!

[there's a bum wandering around]

Comments

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Forget it! This thread is going nowhere.

[splendad]

You're the one with all the information!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You're coming with me, you good for nothing.

[dragging Gin back in the direction of the Wu Base]

[splendad]

[...following]

Not that I have any objections, but where are we going? Is this a guided tour? Is that how you're going to prove it?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm taking you to where we're staying, unless you'd rather freeze.

[splendad]

Ah...

Housing. I forgot to ask about housing. I asked about everything but forgot where I'm going to live.

Not that I think it would've helped, this isn't exactly your regular summer camp.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This is the Wu Base. I found us this place to stay a week after I got here while you were just being a hobo.

So be grateful.

[splendad]

I'm grateful, I'm grateful. [...can't deny that hobo-ing it up is probably what he would've done.]

Oi, it's impressive, but is this supposed to be a summer camp? This doesn't even belong in a zombie movie!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This building's supposed to be from Dynasty Warriors or something. Characters bring stuff from their canon all the time. There are pilots that brought their gundams to camp.

Hey Gin-chan, you didn't bring the Yorozuya here with you, did you?

[splendad]

If I could bring a building with me, I wouldn't be staying here, would I?

Besides, that old hag is the one that'd bring it with her, somehow.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I miss eating Granny's pickled eggs.

Well, this place isn't bad. You don't have to pay to eat here!

[splendad]

That's a pragmatic attitude, but I bet the food here is horrible right? There has to be some cruel twist to free food and lodging.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Food's actually good, except on Tuesdays. But then I can just bother Sanji.

[splendad]

Tuesdays? What's wrong with Tuesdays? If I eat on Tuesdays, should I be worried? Am I supposed to fast on Tuesdays? Oi.

Who?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That's when the Mess Hall only serves food fit for cannibals.

Sanji from One Piece. Honestly, I thought you'd know your Jump series considering you sit on your ass reading it all day,

[splendad]

...One Piece? What is this, some sort of Jump crossover? Is Goku here too? Wait, can we afford this? Oi, Toei, don't get any ideas from Sunrise. You've had your fill of movies spanning re-telling of an arc.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Not just Jump. Everything. This is one giant class action lawsuit in the making.

Speaking of, I want to hurry up and watch Movie 10 already. Don't bother asking for spoilers. Of all the dumb things camp decided to stick in here, it picked the fourth wall.

[splendad]

Kagura, you're too young to worry about things like that. Leave it to the adults. Don't shoulder responsibility before you're made to.

...oi, you mean from the actual characters?

Oi, what other series are there? Do we have people like Ichigo or is it just guys like Allen Walker?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm not the Jump fanboy here. Find out yourself.

[splendad]

Oi, this is important, what are there villains here? have you already made some mad? Oi. Kagura. Oi.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Why do you think that I'm making people angry? I've been behaving myself and Sadaharu hasn't eaten anyone either!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Besides there's only been one asshole I went out of my way to piss off, and that was an AU!

[splendad]

Hold on, I was only asking if you did make someone angry. Would you feel better if I asked it you made someone happy?

Did you? Did you make someone happy?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You. Aren't you happy to see me?

[splendad]

I'm not happy, I'm surprised. I thought I left you behind for a few days but you were here before me.

[but he's ruffling your hair a bit anyway]