PRE-INTRO

[splendad]

Ooooooi Kagura. Kaaaaagura. Oi! Let's go already!

[there's a bum wandering around]

Comments

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm the one with more right to be angry here. I came here looking for your sorry butt, and then you ditch me!

[splendad]

Ditched you? I just showed up! I thought you'd been here for 3 months! When did you learn to photoshop evidence?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You were here before and one day you just got up and left!

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I don't remember doing anything like that. I don't think I could forget these Magilla Gorillas even if I tried!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[HEADSMACK]

Don't patronize me!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Forget it! This thread is going nowhere.

[splendad]

You're the one with all the information!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You're coming with me, you good for nothing.

[dragging Gin back in the direction of the Wu Base]

[splendad]

[...following]

Not that I have any objections, but where are we going? Is this a guided tour? Is that how you're going to prove it?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm taking you to where we're staying, unless you'd rather freeze.

[splendad]

Ah...

Housing. I forgot to ask about housing. I asked about everything but forgot where I'm going to live.

Not that I think it would've helped, this isn't exactly your regular summer camp.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This is the Wu Base. I found us this place to stay a week after I got here while you were just being a hobo.

So be grateful.

[splendad]

I'm grateful, I'm grateful. [...can't deny that hobo-ing it up is probably what he would've done.]

Oi, it's impressive, but is this supposed to be a summer camp? This doesn't even belong in a zombie movie!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This building's supposed to be from Dynasty Warriors or something. Characters bring stuff from their canon all the time. There are pilots that brought their gundams to camp.

Hey Gin-chan, you didn't bring the Yorozuya here with you, did you?

[splendad]

If I could bring a building with me, I wouldn't be staying here, would I?

Besides, that old hag is the one that'd bring it with her, somehow.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I miss eating Granny's pickled eggs.

Well, this place isn't bad. You don't have to pay to eat here!

[splendad]

That's a pragmatic attitude, but I bet the food here is horrible right? There has to be some cruel twist to free food and lodging.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Food's actually good, except on Tuesdays. But then I can just bother Sanji.

[splendad]

Tuesdays? What's wrong with Tuesdays? If I eat on Tuesdays, should I be worried? Am I supposed to fast on Tuesdays? Oi.

Who?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

That's when the Mess Hall only serves food fit for cannibals.

Sanji from One Piece. Honestly, I thought you'd know your Jump series considering you sit on your ass reading it all day,

[splendad]

...One Piece? What is this, some sort of Jump crossover? Is Goku here too? Wait, can we afford this? Oi, Toei, don't get any ideas from Sunrise. You've had your fill of movies spanning re-telling of an arc.