Answer: The only clowns here are the two meatbags in front of me. I will admit to registering what sounds like a horn of some sort, but equating the two would be ridiculous.
Bemused Explanation: I am of course, an assassination droid and by nature know how to assess and attack the weak points of what I must admit is a fairly advanced piece of technological armor. I cannot discredit your choice of equipment, but alas, this does not stop your insides from being so disgustingly wet and squishy.
Frankly, I'm surprised you're still awake. Most meatbags would have passed out by now.
Correction: It seems you HAVE passed out after all. This victory is mine.
Pyrrhic Victory: I was able to make a show of force, and conclude negotiations. I just had to not kill the two useless meatbags who are now under my command.
Rhetorical Question: Who knows, perhaps they will be useful one day.
Actual Question: Am I the only one that hears that honking in the distance? It is beginning to irritate my audio sensors.
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Date: 2011-07-10 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 05:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 05:52 am (UTC)Man, I'm glad Donut wasn't here to hear that.
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Date: 2011-07-10 05:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 05:56 am (UTC)So you really just called me here to be all superior around me? *sigh*
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Date: 2011-07-10 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-07-10 06:00 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-07-10 06:09 am (UTC)[shoots again]
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Date: 2011-07-10 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 06:13 am (UTC)Explanation: This truly defies explanation.
Assessment: Regardless, my show of force will continue.
[is now beating you with a bowling pin]
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Date: 2011-07-10 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-10 06:22 am (UTC)Frankly, I'm surprised you're still awake. Most meatbags would have passed out by now.
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Date: 2011-07-10 06:29 am (UTC)Pyrrhic Victory: I was able to make a show of force, and conclude negotiations. I just had to not kill the two useless meatbags who are now under my command.
Rhetorical Question: Who knows, perhaps they will be useful one day.
Actual Question: Am I the only one that hears that honking in the distance? It is beginning to irritate my audio sensors.