PRE-INTRO

[splendad]

Ooooooi Kagura. Kaaaaagura. Oi! Let's go already!

[there's a bum wandering around]

Comments

[splendad]

[between being shaken, not stirred]

Two months? I saw you yesterday!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Amnesia? It's an amnesia plotline again?!

Where did I go wrong with this worthless son of mine.

[splendad]

Oi, oi, this isn't a matter of something being recycled. The Director here is a client, but when I showed up she told me you came in ahead of me.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Came in ahead? Try three months.

[splendad]

Impossible!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

See? Three months.


That director stuck me in a never ending filler arc!

[splendad]

A filler arc? What kind of filler arc? Some filler arcs can be surprisingly fulfilling, not to mention sometimes they're definitely a necessity.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

The 'stuck in a zombie camp, framed for murder' kind of filler arc.

Oh and Gin-chan? There's no sugar here.

[splendad]

Oi, oi, isn't that too many tropes? Isn't just one of those enough?

...banned? I guess that makes me King Cane.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

There's also a tentacle monster that's real friendly, and the gorilla's whole family right here. [sticking her thumb at pack of apes]

King? Who'd put you in charge of anything?

[splendad]

Ah... I must've fallen asleep. This is one of those dreams where you remember you're dreaming? I hear you can do anything once you figure it out.

A parfait! I want a parfait!

It isn't working.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[smacking Gin's head]

Still dreaming?

[splendad]

Ah... I shouldn't have accepted the job. The title was too good... the pay was perfect... but I shouldn't have accepted it. The true price was far too high...

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[SHAKING HIM]

That's not the important thing. I've been stuck here for months and you don't seem the least bit concerned!

[splendad]

Shut up! I'm taking this in a perfectly rational way! I've already done Denial and Depression! This is Anger!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm the one with more right to be angry here. I came here looking for your sorry butt, and then you ditch me!

[splendad]

Ditched you? I just showed up! I thought you'd been here for 3 months! When did you learn to photoshop evidence?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You were here before and one day you just got up and left!

[splendad]

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I don't remember doing anything like that. I don't think I could forget these Magilla Gorillas even if I tried!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

...

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[HEADSMACK]

Don't patronize me!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Forget it! This thread is going nowhere.