PRE-INTRO

[splendad]

Ooooooi Kagura. Kaaaaagura. Oi! Let's go already!

[there's a bum wandering around]

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[splendad]

Oi, oi, isn't that too many tropes? Isn't just one of those enough?

...banned? I guess that makes me King Cane.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

There's also a tentacle monster that's real friendly, and the gorilla's whole family right here. [sticking her thumb at pack of apes]

King? Who'd put you in charge of anything?

[splendad]

Ah... I must've fallen asleep. This is one of those dreams where you remember you're dreaming? I hear you can do anything once you figure it out.

A parfait! I want a parfait!

It isn't working.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[smacking Gin's head]

Still dreaming?

[splendad]

Ah... I shouldn't have accepted the job. The title was too good... the pay was perfect... but I shouldn't have accepted it. The true price was far too high...

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[SHAKING HIM]

That's not the important thing. I've been stuck here for months and you don't seem the least bit concerned!

[splendad]

Shut up! I'm taking this in a perfectly rational way! I've already done Denial and Depression! This is Anger!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm the one with more right to be angry here. I came here looking for your sorry butt, and then you ditch me!

[splendad]

Ditched you? I just showed up! I thought you'd been here for 3 months! When did you learn to photoshop evidence?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You were here before and one day you just got up and left!

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I don't remember doing anything like that. I don't think I could forget these Magilla Gorillas even if I tried!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

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[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

[HEADSMACK]

Don't patronize me!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

Forget it! This thread is going nowhere.

[splendad]

You're the one with all the information!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

You're coming with me, you good for nothing.

[dragging Gin back in the direction of the Wu Base]

[splendad]

[...following]

Not that I have any objections, but where are we going? Is this a guided tour? Is that how you're going to prove it?

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

I'm taking you to where we're staying, unless you'd rather freeze.

[splendad]

Ah...

Housing. I forgot to ask about housing. I asked about everything but forgot where I'm going to live.

Not that I think it would've helped, this isn't exactly your regular summer camp.

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This is the Wu Base. I found us this place to stay a week after I got here while you were just being a hobo.

So be grateful.

[splendad]

I'm grateful, I'm grateful. [...can't deny that hobo-ing it up is probably what he would've done.]

Oi, it's impressive, but is this supposed to be a summer camp? This doesn't even belong in a zombie movie!

[marypoopins.livejournal.com]

This building's supposed to be from Dynasty Warriors or something. Characters bring stuff from their canon all the time. There are pilots that brought their gundams to camp.

Hey Gin-chan, you didn't bring the Yorozuya here with you, did you?